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-0008- The Graduation Weekend

Sat, 30 May 2026 00:53:12 +0300

There’s nothing more adorable
than a teenage girl coming at you
with her eyeliner and mascara smeared all over her cheeks.

She has just vomited in the bush.
Bits of cheeseburger puke hanging from her hair.
“Sssssyouuu sssseeemm niiiiceee. Sssgive mmmmee a kkkkisss!”

It’s the graduation weekend again.
Foundations for the future are to be laid.

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0007- Unreality of Life

Fri, 29 May 2026 02:05:02 +0300

Memes are postmodern poetry of a multimedia kind … and this is »meme-poetry».

Text links are provided for the nobel people who are using the text-based browser or some other, even more honourable, way to access this content.

Enjoy … or suffer. As the old zen buddhist saying goes:

In a sound heart the pain and pleasure are the same.

–

Reality is subjective

No, I’m not human / I’m a

Your life is over

Caution / rebooting will erase everything in memory

We’ve started over (again) / Our new reality / Our new memories / Our new bodies / And we’ll get it right this time.

The world is yours

let it go

Please adjust for the best picture quality. / Thank you

Welcome to the void. There is nothing here.

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0006- A Squirrel and an Orangutan

Wed, 27 May 2026 01:15:11 +0300

So, there was a squirrel and an orangutan dancing tango on the street in front of my balcony.

People were gathering on the street to watch them. There was talk about how odd it is for a squirrel and an orangutan to dance tango. Astonishment, disbelief and cheering all mixed up in the crowd. Some were wondering where they came from. Others how they knew tango. One lady was convinced they are not real at all. “I never seen anything like this, it cannot be real! Am I dreaming?!”, she cried out in the state of confusion.

I watched from my balcony how more and more people were coming from every direction. A squirrel and an orangutan kept dancing. It was marvellous!

I came in to fetch a cup of fresh coffee that I had made just before I heard peculiar voices coming from the street and went out on my balcony to look what was the meaning of that. “Look at that! A squirrel and an orangutan are dancing tango!” “Have you ever seen such thing?” “What is this?”

Got my coffee and a big fat joint to go with it. Lit up the joint and took a sip of the coffee. Mmm, coffee and big fat joint. Nothing is better when one beholds such a special event unfolding before ones eyes.

Now the whole street was blocked by the people surrounding a squirrel and an orangutan. Those who were not interested about the dancing spectacle tried desperately push their way trough the crowd. Late from work or something like that. Poor bastards.

Cars were honking. It seemed like the tango and the honking and all the voices of the crowd were in sync. Honking and the crowd murmuring were the music a squirrel and an orangutan danced along with.

I finished my joint and my cup of coffee.

“Hey, squirrel and orangutan! Come up here and let’s have a coffee and smoke few joints!”, I shout down to the street.

“Thank you for the invitation, sir. But we have to distract these people for a bit longer. We will come up there once we are ready.”, orangutan replied.

“Sure. I’ll leave the balcony door open, just climb up once you finish.”

A squirrel and an orangutan continued to dance and the chaos reigned. I admired them for a bit longer.

Then I came in, sat down and wrote this.

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0005- The Fine Art of Extrapolation

Mon, 25 May 2026 19:48:10 +0300

There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0004- I Have Got Too Small Boxer Shorts

Sat, 23 May 2026 21:59:38 +0300

It was about a week ago when I thought to get some boxer shorts. Trying to act gentlemanly and all, I figured out that wearing boxer shorts would prevent piss and shite stains appering on my trousers. Kind of logical idea, don’t you think?

So I go and shop some cheap ass bundle of boxers from the local discount store. Didn’t want to invest a lot to them, since I am a cheap old fuck and haven’t been out of the commando force too long now … kind of testing how it goes. Every decent being would do so. Only stupid fucks goes all in right out of the gate.

Anyway. Got my bundle of 5 boxers for what I deducted to be fair price and was kind of happy about the deal and myself. The next day was the dreaded first encounter with the new thing. Well, maybe not a new new, but since a long time new. So there I was butt naked after the shower tearing open the bundle of boxer shorts. Somehow I felt like I’m doing something pervert. But then I thought that most of men does wear them. “But that doesn’t mean it’s not some kind of pervert thing.”, I tought while picking up one pair from the floor, where they all flew once the packaging finally surrended under my violent ripping and tearing.

There I was, one fresh pair of brand new boxer shorts in my hands, cradled like a baby. I gazed at them for a too long moment and then shrugged. Pulled them up and I felt somewhat violated.

“Fuck these things feel awkward.”, I said aloud, “Fucking hell these are unconfortable bastards!”

Did my best to adjust them so that my balls weren’t sucked towards my ass or squeezed or in some other uncomfortable way. It was a battle for freedom I say. And I was determined to win this battle at all costs! Took my time to go attack against the oppressor again and again. “Shit fuck, these hellish things! Medieval torture devices from the inqusitor toolbox.”, were my toughts while I tried to get my cock and balls to somewhat comfortable position inside the boxer shorts.

“I’m not sure if this was a good idea after all.”, I heard myself mumbling at some point. But then the rational mind jumped in … “It’s just that they are brand new. They will strech and loosen up when you wear them and after the few washes they probably are just fine.”

Well, I do hope that is the case. It’s been one of the most awkward several days for a long time. I wonder how men are coping with the swimming trunk kind of underwear? How do they do it? It must be one of the reasons why everyone are so pissed off all the time. Cocks and balls in the press like that. I cannot even …

After these agonising days I’m kind of leaning towards the that they are too small after all. Even they should be my size. Then again these fuckers aren’t real boxer shorts as boxer shorts should be. These are the snug type boxer shorts like thingies. Unconfortable as fuck.

And to those “size doesn’t matter” fuckers out there I say that size does matter! Mind you that I’m not trying to stuff in them anything of a sort what late great John Holmes carried … But not the tiny pecker either. Decent size of equipment. So size does fucking matter when it comes to the boxer shorts and the filling!

Hope this misery turns out to be short and I find these thingies are in fact giving in after a while. If not, I’m going to have to reapply to the commando forces and as a loyalty offering burn these torturous thingies. Future shows how it goes.

If you don’t hear from me anymore, a vein in my head has popped due the constriction at the crotch …

Boxer shorts, what a ridiculous idea.

I need a drink … A strong drink.

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0003- Lobotomy Enjoyer Reacts to Wintersun - Sons of Winter and Stars

Fri, 22 May 2026 00:49:32 +0300

Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. No copyright infringement intended. I have no intent on claiming this music for my own, I’m simply reacting to the video and giving my constructive criticism and feedback. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS.

Welcome to my first ever reaction post! I heard that reactions are “hawt AF”, so I thought I’d take a look into the latest fad … Well, it turns out that it’s been more than 5 years now that this shite has been the trending nonsense.

So here we go. I’m going to react to song called Sons of Winter and Stars by Wintersun. The version I’m going to react to is remastered live rehersals at Sonic Pump Studios.

I’m ready, are you ready? Let’s go!

Clicks play and the song starts

Right out of bat there are so many tracks of different sounds …
Nice guitar harmonies …
Oh … blastbeats …
My man Kai is really trying to lift off with his drumset!
This is awesome! WOW!

The awakening of darkened skies
(Falling from the dark)
The symphony of dying lights
(Behold the rain of stars)
The blazing fire came pouring down
(Falling from the dark)
And life and death became unbound
Sons of winter and stars!
Rise!
Sons of winter and stars!
Rise!
Sons of winter and stars!
Rise!
Rise!

Oh wow! This is like riding into the battle!

Fly with us through the darkness (Sons of winter and stars! Rise! Rise!)
And we shall embrace the stars (Sons of winter and stars!)
And we shall open the doors of time (Rise! Rise!)

Those low harmonies on vocals are so neat!

I have awaken the darkness
(Taste the fear!)
(Taste the pain!)

Nice clean vocals by Jari. This is epic!

I am the one who seeks vengeance
(I am the one who seeks vengeance)
Into the darkness we fly
Into the shadows they hide
Into the darkness we fly
They will never survive
They′ll die
Oh, they will die!

Absolutely brilliant guitar work and Kai is still going with his antigravity guest on the drums!

I sacrifice everything
Just for one moment
I throw away everything
That matters to me the most

Jari’s lyrics are absolutely marvellous! He is true storyteller!

I’m flying through the darkness
The fire casts a shadow on me
I tear a part of my heart for creation of dimensions
And we fly beyond the restless shadows
We fly beyond the stars
We fly beyond the birth of the worlds
So old I′ve become (Thousand years staring into emptiness)
But now I realize (That it was just an illusion)
All this time I thought it was you that would save the sun
Oh rain comes and washes the hate away (Washes the hate away)
Now I am at the crossroads with questions (With questions!)
Somewhere, someday I will find what I am here for
Who am I?

It’s getting better and better! This is so good!
But where are we going now?
Cool sound on guitar, very pingy.

I’m wondering now where will you take me

Absolutely Jari … just what I was thinking of!
And Kai hydrates, my man deservers a sip and a break after those blastbeats! The stamina of this guy … pffft!

From the horizon the light comes alive
Into the mountains high we set our way
Will we find our way in this long winter night
I see the land of fading sun and rising mountains
And I finally feel that I’ve found my home
But oh, how it feels so cold when
My dreams wither in fragments of time
Revealing that this land will die
Before the winds so cold (Falling snow)
The world was shattered in the fragments of time (So soft and cold)
Before the autumn rains (Dying moon cast down so weak)
The coldness will again awake
Frozen lake, the dancing spirits
Calling me to join in the cosmic dream
The silence is tempting me now…

That section was so theatrical. The layering of the vocals is brillint!
And that »silence» is just haunting! Jari is a genius!
Ok, let’s continue …

We are the sons of winter and stars
We′ve come from a far beyond time
Forever the fire burns in our hearts
Our world shall never die
In the arms of the wind we ride till dawn
As the waves of the ocean grind so strong
We wander in the stars until we′re gone
Our fate is sealed by eternal sun
We are the sons of winter and stars
We’ve come from a far beyond time
Forever the fire burns in our hearts
Our world shall never die
In the arms of the wind we ride till dawn
As the waves of the ocean grind so strong
We wander in the stars until we′re gone
Our fate is sealed by eternal sun
Until we fade away (Fate will find it’s way)
Until we drift into the dark
It′s not too late to find a way (Fate will find it’s way)
And fly in cold embrace of stars
Until we fade away (Mysteries of time)
Until we drift into the dark (Unfolding in cosmic dreams)
It′s not too late to find a way (Leaving life and death meaningless)
And fly in cold embrace of stars (Before the revelation of infinity)
Embrace the stars!
The energy flows in me like a river of stars
(The energy flows in me like a river of stars)
I’m surrounded by the circle of fire
But eternal ice has frozen my heart
I’m lost in the pathways of time
Now the time has come for us!
We are the sons of winter and stars
We′ve come from a far beyond time
Forever the fire burns in our hearts
Our world shall never die
In the arms of the wind we ride till dawn
As the waves of the ocean grind so strong
We wander in the stars until we′re gone
Our fate is sealed by eternal sun
We are the sons of winter and stars!
We are the sons of winter and stars!

Cheez! What a trip … I was just so much in awe that I just went trough the whole last part.

Absolutely a masterpiece! Jari’s lyric are true poetry and the arrangement of the song is spot on. The talent these guys have is next level!

One of the greatest musical pieces ever made! This is one of those pieces that really shows how metal music has so much in common with classical music. Just like Miyako from Lovebites said some time ago, “Classical music is metal music from the time there wasn’t electricity.” I might paraphrase here, but the point is what matters.

Ok … that’s it folks. This was my first reaction post! Let me know if there is some tunes you would like me to react to next.

Have a great one and see you the next time!

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0002- Be Mindless!

Tue, 12 May 2026 15:57:27 +0300

If the voice in your head is you, who is the one listening to it?

Let it be … Mind has a mind of it’s own, you see.

Don’t mind the mind too much … it’s good for the mind …

It’s nonsense what those oriental mysticism gurus teach about controlling ones mind. You cannot control your mind. If you think you control your mind, it’s just your mind playing tricks on you.

Thus, let the mind be and mind your own business, then you get along with the mind. Both just mind their own and don’t mind the other …

Also what else could be master of mind tricks but mind? You cannot play mind tricks on your mind, for mind knows them all. Cannot beat the mind in mind games …

Be mindless!

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z

-0001- The Beginning

Sun, 10 May 2026 03:08:16 +0300

No, this is not the »Hello world!» post.

This is just a post to get started … and maybe answer some questions few readers might have.

Firstly … as stated, subproject86.net is not your average blog website … nor it is anything else you find these days.

There is no agenda, no objective, nothing like that. No incentive to get “followers” or something like that.

So why you do it then?

Because.

But why it looks so crude?

To quote one of the greatest graphic designers ever, David Carsson … “Because.”

But what about this and that and the other thing?

Because.

There is no bigger picture, really. Welcome to the interwebs of the 90s … or something like that. There was no real meaning behind things we did, everything was just »because» … and that’s it.

The great old wisdom of »because».

Catch you on the flip side!

Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z