-0008- The Graduation Weekend
There’s nothing more adorable
than a teenage girl coming at you
with her eyeliner and mascara smeared all over her cheeks.
She has just vomited in the bush.
Bits of cheeseburger puke hanging from her hair.
“Sssssyouuu sssseeemm niiiiceee. Sssgive mmmmee a kkkkisss!”
It’s the graduation weekend again.
Foundations for the future are to be laid.
Yours drooly,
Lobotomy Patient Z